tardis-full-of-psychopaths

whynobritneybrittany:

colfershands:

what am I supposed to be afraid of pillows or something

but you, unlike me, are a git

the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick

there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor

and they’d love to have me, we’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in

are you actually as stupid as you look?

 #rip sarcastic harry